Monday, December 10, 2007

Beat Mass Effect

It is very true, I have beaten Mass Effect. What is this bullshit about 40+ hours?? I killed the main quests in 13 hours!

THe game is solid, sick, and needs to be purchased by any 360 owner. Will Iplay through it again? ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY!

In the end, I had 3 squad members murdered, out of a total of 6. This means my choices in the game greatly affect characters, and outcomes. I really enjoy a good game that takes everything you say serioulsy.

I am posting my final say on the game!! Out of 10, I give it a plain old 7!!

pro: great story, great characters, cool weapons, sweet ships, awesome cutscenes. Great storyline if you can follow it. Sweet graphics, sick water detail

cons: shit framerate, slow down is always present, no online multiplayer, shit bugs, and drving the lil wathog wannabe is pure shit. Controlling the turret on the ground car is like driving hammered 20 miles.

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Zune vs Ipod

fuck who ever did that/// I am horny though

Game Pic of the Week


WTF?

Album for the week Saul Williams Niggy Tardust



Any NIN fans? Trent Reznor has produced what I call a masterpiece. Saul Williams is a poet that has some bad ass lyrics. He has worked with Buckethead in the past to make some sick ass music.

If you listen to what Reznor makes musically, then youll notice this album is all Reznor, very little Saul. Crazy sick twisted beats, and distorted synth, BRING IT.


Now, you can download the new album from Saul called "Niggy Tardust".


Its official, and free for download from his website here.

ROCK BAND IS HERE AT ICG!!


Today is an even more special day! CEO, and young genius Freddie Laker, has purchased ROCK BAND!!


Now it is time for us to shine. Some of us have amazing musical talent, some of us just plain fucking suck. You can be a guitar hero legend, but still suck at a real guitar... No longer are we stripped to only playing guitar..WE CAN NOW SING, AND PLAY DRUMS LIKE A CHAMP, AND PLAY GUITAR!!


So, for all of the people who can sing, and for those about to rock, ROCK BAND IS HERE TO STAY!


Check out the review over here.

Mass Effect Xbox 360 FINALLY!


It has taken a good few years for this bad boy to finally shine! Crazy cool company Bioware strikes gamers again. This time, no more Star Wars RPG's are in the picture. Bioware is taking a break from the Star Wars stories, and focusing on exploring new, and original stories. Check out this awesome clip: HERE



The game comes out today! GO GET THAT SHIT


Just to tell a story for the shit of it, Mass Effect was released early to gamers. November 6th Kmart, and Walmart released the game early!! Word spread quickly on the Web, and gamers flocked to stores checking to see if the store date was broken. My dumb ass took a trip to 4 Walmarts, and a few Kmarts(because I really don't have a life). I was unsuccesful in finding a copy, but today, today I SHALL PURCHASE ONE AND DOMINATE!

Monday, November 19, 2007

Games Turned Into Movies- Bad Idea??

I hate it when a good game gets turned into a shitty movie! It seems like a popular trend to fuck games up by making a ridiculously stupid movie!! Lets get some good directors to make movie adaptations, please?

here are a few fuck ups!
  • Doom- Fuck the Rock, and whoever made this movie.
  • Silent Hill- Ok, ok, it wasnt that bad, BUT IT STILL SUCKED ASS!
  • Tomb Raider- If I am not mistaken, the only reason I saw it was to see Jolie with short shorts.
  • Resident Evil- Has nothing to do with the game, and PURELY SUCKED ASS!
  • Super Mario Brothers- No comment
  • Alone In the Dark- THE WORST MOVIE EVER!
  • Double Dragon- wtf?
  • Mortal Kombat-This attempt was pretty damn good, but could have been way better.
  • Street Fighter- Van Damme started a horrible cocaine addiction after the movie came out. I wonder why?? hehehehe

This Week In Gaming- 11\19-11\23


Holy shit! This week is a gamers wet dream! Well, not really, but wet dreams are kinda cool?!

If you have some spare money, go spend it on games. Who needs groceries, or personal hygiene products???




XBOX 360


  • Mass Effect

  • Rock Band

  • Final Fantasy XI Online


Wii



  • Monster Jam

  • AMF PinBowl Busters

  • Geometry Wars: Galaxies- GET THIS GAME IF YOU DON'T HAVE A 360

  • Ghost Squad

  • Star Trek: Conquest

  • Trauma Center: New Blood

PS3



  • Time Crisis 4- With Guncon

  • Timeshift

  • Rockband

DS



  • Final Fantasy XII

  • Godzilla Unleashed

  • Strawberry Shortcake - This game is for Damion and Ben by far!

PSP



  • Looks like this week is totally dry! Next week will have many releases.

Friday, November 16, 2007

Assassin's Creed



Assassin's Creed has been on just about every gamers mind for the last couple of months. Stealth, action, KILLING, you name it and A.C. has it. Ubisoft is no stranger to making some of the finest quality games. Do you remember Rayman? That wierd looking little guy that jumps and dismembers his body in a cutesy kid way? Well, Ubisoft created that little fucker, and I love that little fucker!

I wont reveal any spoilers in the game...I can't because I have about 4 hours worth of gameplay. Let's just say that at first, I thought this was a generic run and kill anyone blah blah blah game. I was wrong, its deep, and pretty fucking cool!

The graphics are amazing! The field depth runs smooth, and enviroments are solid and colorful. It truly is amazing to see people crowding around you in large amounts, and no real slowdown occurs. I was playing the game in 720P on a 32" LCD.

Saturday, October 20, 2007

Syphon Filter: Logans Shadow

Do you remember the time when Playstation 1 was at the top? I'm talking about 1999, the year gaming was moving on to another level. A company 989 Studios dropped the first Syphon Filter on Ps1, and broke sales records. The game's character resembles a Bond character, or perhaps Sam Fisher from Splinter Cell. After the first Syphon was released, a slew of pure fucking garbage was released by 989. They eventually died as a company, and sold all the rights to the Syphon Filter franchise with none other than Sony.

Sony eventually took the game to a new direction with the birth of the PSP( Playstation Portable) . So far, the games are a major improvement over the crap that 989 played out. The first SF on PSP was a great new take on the game with great graphics, and an actual storyline you might think is cool. These days it's hard to find a game that has an interesting story attached to the gameplay. So when I find a game that has a cool story, its worthwhile to actually play through the whole game.

Now onto the review of the new addition of Logans Shadow. I FUCKING LOVE IT. When I first started the game, the menus were even cool! You hop right into action blasting a turret off a chopper over open water as soon as you start a new game. I was very impressed! Gabe, the main characer of SF has a bag of new moves these days too. You can use stealth, and fuck people up by snapping necks, or carving the motherfuckers! The storyline rocks, and voice overs are WAY better than the first one. You spend a large amount of time in uderwater levels that look smooth and have very precise controls. The water effects are something you have not seen on the PSP yet, boasting a potential future in the 3 year old piece of hardware.

Go pick up this game if you own a PSP. That is the best advice I can give. Oh yeah, multiplayer anyone>>?? The game uses local, and infrastructure modes for playing with others. THe online mode is sick! You will be amazed with the depth in the multiplayer, and how well the game handles 16 players on screen. Voice chat is enabled, and multiple mission modes are available. The cost ranges from $34.99-40 .